Opinion

April 16th, 2009

Floral Fullfilment’s Hollywood Glamour Spills Over Into Web Retailing

Matt LeBlanc, Penelope Cruz and others were spotted at FloraServ’s star-studded, and controversial, Plant of the Year™ Awards.

“Higher margins on an easier order, that’s what our celebrity florists demand, and now other web retailers want in, too,” said Ben Swett, President of FloraServ. “The Florists still invest heavily for each new customer, so they need total confidence that their customer will be satisfied.”

The awards, [featuring the Gifts That Grow® plants rated highest in customer satisfaction,] were floral industry-only until discovery by the paparazzi brought the event into the public eye. A Reality TV show about the plants competing this year has further heightened interest.

Why are other web retailers following the lead of …. Online Florists? “These non-floral retailers are suspicious of ‘GreenWashing,’ but they want to send a living thing – a gift that lasts, a source of clean pure air,” said Swett. “We’ve found that Florists aren’t the only ones who demand higher margins, an ethical product, and a satisfied customer.”

“People want value for their loved ones and for the planet,” says Taylor Negron, the Olsen Twins TV Nanny, the Pizza Guy from ‘Fast Times at Ridgemont High,’ and decorator to other celebrities. “If your site isn’t featuring drop-shipped plants, you’re leaving money on the table. And money out on the table is so not for this end of the decade.”

Watch a preview of Plant of the Year™ video coverage

Read more about the nominees


About FloraServ:

Long a media darling outside the Floral Industry, FloraServ has been drop-shipping plants for industry leaders like Caylx & Corolla, Smith & Hawken, Walter Knoll Florists, FTD and others for over ten years. Based in Southern California, the company’s Gifts That Grow® plants feature plant material from Nurserymen’s Exchange, Rocket Farms, Whomever Nik Recommends, and others. The company takes orders electronically until 4pm Eastern for same day FedEx shipment of Gifts That Grow® living plant gifts. Manage your orders through a simple web interface.

January 2nd, 2009

Towards A New Theory of Wealth – Will Gardening Save Us?

In the 1980’s, Harvard’s Howard Gardner upended psychology with his theory of multiple intelligences. Gardner showed that “IQ” was too simple: there are several distinct “intelligences” Spatial, Linguistic, Musical, Kinesthetic (Body-Moving,) Logic/Math, and Emotions, among others.

Economists, like stressed-out individuals everywhere, have one measure for wealth, and it’s purely financial. Even complex long-term financial instruments are broken down into a single number: “Net Present Value” – or how much cash they are worth, right now. This is tricky when something’s value becomes “measurable cash” over a long period of time, like an education, water pollution, or a new windmill. Here in America, it’s all about “Cash,” and that’s a problem as the financial contraction means, quite simply, that the Financial Pie Is Getting Smaller for everyone.
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January 1st, 2009

Plant of the Year™ Nominees Revealed!

Plant of the Year™ Nominees

Peace Lily

peace_lily_200x250Can the Peace Lily’s steadfast nobility and air-cleaning qualities overcome its tendency to occasionally deliver (temporary) crushing disappointment?

Pothos

pothos_200x250Does its sheer adaptability and willingness to grow make it boring?

Orchid

orchid_200x250Has the Orchid become common? Some think her popularity will make the Orchid passé in the eyes of the judges.

Lucky Bamboo

lucky_bamboo_200x250Can recent nostalgia for fads of the early 2000s and the ability to be grown in curves, helixes, and spirals take this simple green stalk into the final round?

Mini Rose

mini_rose_200x250Scorned by those who actually grow things. But in today’s times, who cares about whether or not the Mini Rose is the real thing?

Croton

croton_200x250Can a non-flowering plant win?

Bromeliad

bromeliad_200x250A throwback to an earlier era - will she be deemed a singular sensation, a vibrant flame of talent that will burn eventually out?

Aloe

aloe_200x250Will the judges favor this independent, non-traditional contender and recognize plants with potential for future success?

Bonsai

bonsai_200x250The bonsai exists as a reminder of the difficult journey we all must take – a journey that perhaps the judges are not eager to contemplate?


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December 22nd, 2008

The Recession – bad for plants?

People who know plants know that getting people to know plants, or even just to meet them, is good for the people, and for their plants.

Right now, the bubble is deflating and the plants are stressed out. More plants don’t have good relationships with people. Fancy Schmantzy landscape installations are being abandoned. When John Thain took over at Merill Lynch in December of last year, he canceled the executive floor’s $200,000/year allotment of fresh flowers. – replacing the blooms with plastic, and in spite of (because of) that effort, his investment bank still went down.

The problem is that more plants don’t have good relationships with people. The best humans are taking care of other humans, the general public just doesn’t care about plants. Yet. Soon, word will get out: taking care of plants is a sure thing – it calms you down, slows you down, makes you feel good, and puts you in touch with the calming natural cycles of life. (That’s caring for plants, not just smoking what’s now allowed Massachusetts.)
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December 15th, 2008

My One-Point Plan for Resolving the Economic Crisis

As a tax payer, I’m not happy with my $1,750 worth of our major banks, and I say “Please, no thank you” to the invitation to invest in dying car companies. I also don’t like the idea of civic unrest and a rise in crime. Thus, I say “Don’t stop buying companies. Let’s nationalize the cable TV companies.” Reduce the price to zero (they still won’t lose as much as GM) and give everyone free cable, let them stay home and watch TV. Next, more better TV – less low-cost reality stuff (unless it’s about plants), more labor intensive quality educational stuff - TV that doesn’t have to make money, like the CBC!

December 4th, 2008

Presstitute.com Releases Answers to Basic Questions in FAQ Format

BEVERLY HILLS –  Presstitute.com, the web’s leading source for plant award news and floracentric advocacy, has released basic details in a “Frequently Asked Questions” format.

“Their people have been getting distracted by all the inquires,” said Editorial Board Advisor Ben Swett, CEO of FloraServ.com, “So we suggested they publish a definitive FAQ, so we can get back to the important task of representing the interests of plants in the media.”

How?: Best answered by The Presstitute© Mannifesto

The Presstitute© Mannifesto: Rather than attempt traditional “PR,” we approach publicity as gardeners, providing support for the organic activity we wish to encourage.

What?: Support of Floracentric work in the popular media.   News and information about the Plants to the People™ Awards, Plant of the Year™, the Fresh Air Award for Journalistic Excellence, and industry clients including the Gifts That Grow© brand of plants, Windowbox.com, EnviroSwag.com, PlantsToThePeople.Org, etc.

Why Plants?: Plants balance mankind’s excesses.   What’s good for them is good for the planet.   Caring for plants is good for human consciousness:  it helps people do better with themselves, each other and their world.  Plants are hurting, they are often overlooked, and they are here to help.

Why Bother?: 12 years ago, FloraServ CEO Ben Swett put every penny he had into a business that helps people have plants in their lives.   As the business faces economic challenges, Swett no longer considers outreach to be so unseemly.  While it is necessary, it must be honest and fun.

When?: As soon as we can.   Time is running out for the plants, the planet, and our sponsors.   The important news can’t wait.

What’s with the Economic Policy Commentary?
Bottom line:  we’re sponsored by a guy with a gardening business who cares a lot about economic policy.    The environment needs the gardener.  Maybe capitalism does, too.

Who’s paying?: GivingPlants.com, a purveyor of Gifts That Grow© plants and a customer of FloraServ’s wholesale plant fulfillment services, has agreed to sponsorship to recognize and support the concerns of their supplier and friend.   The employees of FloraServ and the editors at Presstitute.com cannot overstate our gratitude.

Since when?: With a parent organization founded in 1961, Presstitute.com was late to the internet, finally going on line in 2008 as a condition of renewing their contract with Award-sponsor GivingPlants.com.   While we’ve got opinions about what’s already happened, our focus is forward.

Further information is available by emailing editor@presstitute.com.

What’s with the Economic Policy Commentary?
Bottom line: we’re sponsored by a guy with a gardening business who cares a lot about economic policy. The environment needs the gardener. Maybe capitalism does, too. Read some rants at www.letObamaSmoke.com.

December 3rd, 2008

“Spathyphylm (Peace Lily)” nominated for Plant of the Year™

For Immediate Release

BEVERLY HILLS – The Plant of the Year Awards Nominating Committee has announced that Peace Lily, also known by its Latin name, Spathyphylm, is an official Plant of the Year Nominee.

peace_lily_200x250Simply “A Spath” in the nursery, the Spathyphylm has been the sympathy plant of choice since the Victorian era. It’s few simple, elegant white blooms, reaching towards the heavens, speak to transcendence, while it’s hardiness and leafy bulk make it appealing to novice and experienced plant lovers alike.

When NASA did a study on ’sick building’ syndrome, the Spathyphylm was rated among the top ten air cleaning plants for interiors. It pumps out more clean moist oxygen than most other plants – it’s an environmental champion!

Like many of the top contenders, the Spathyphylm’s unique strengths are belied by what some could consider a unique weakness. As one plant-show observer delicately put it, “the Spath is something of a heavy breather – and it’s always thirsty.” All that respiration means lots of watering is required, and when the Spath is thirsty it pouts: its branches simply give up and slump into a pathetic pile that is hardly uplifting.

After a good drink it will rise back up to life, almost before your eyes. This capacity to bounce back is transcendent. Yet, one has to wonder, can the Spathephyum’s steadfast nobility and air-cleaning qualities overcome its tendency to occasionally deliver (temporary) crushing disappointment? It’s questions like this that provide the Plant of the Year Competition with such stomach-wrenching drama.

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December 3rd, 2008

“Pothos” nominated for Plant of the Year™

For Immediate Release

BEVERLY HILLS – The Plant of the Year Awards Nominating Committee has announced that Pothos, formally know by its Latin name, Scindapsus aureus, is an official Plant of the Year Nominee.

pothos_200x250The Pothos may not be deeply loved or even respected, but it doesn’t care! It’s just happy to have a job.

Its awesome stamina makes it a serious contender for the Award. Native to the floor of the jungle, where it has neither much light or fresh air, it thrives in places that other plants can’t. A desk plant, the bathroom plant, the plant that will live in a basement. The plant that little boys of all ages can’t kill … The Pothos is the plant to go where no plant has gone before.

Stretching out into garland vines of boa-like leaves, pinched back into globe-sized bush coming from a single coffee mug, this is a plant that mocks all others – No light? No Air? No problem. A weed is just a plant in the wrong place – and for the pothos, there is no wrong place. It grows, and grows, and grows, regardless of how abusive the surroundings.

Scorned for being simple, flowerless, an inelegant, the Pothos is also beloved. Call it a scout, a commando, even an ambassador, this growing machine is often “the first plant in,” helping the world’s Black thumbs discover the joy of caring for something and watching it grow.

The Pothos actually doesn’t like direct sunlight – and yet it out grows the competition by miles. Can an unspectacular- plant win Plant of the Year™? Does its sheer adaptability and willingness to grow make it boring? These questions are not to be taken lightly, and it’s hard to consider the hardy Pothos without having to consider “Just what makes a plant great, anyway?”

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December 2nd, 2008

“Orchids” nominated for Plant of the Year™

For Immediate Release

BEVERLY HILLS – The Plant of the Year Awards Nominating Committee has announced that Moth Orchid, formally know by its Latin name, Phalaenopsis species, is an official Plant of the Year Nominee.

orchid_200x250The orchid. Simple, sophisticated and ethereal, her delicate blooms hanging like jewels from an graceful arched stem. A sleek silhouette that speaks of exotic origins and exquisite taste.

The beauty and diversity of orchids have fascinated explorers, scientists and plant hobbyists for centuries. Orchid enthusiasts often collected specimens from exotic locales, and brought them home to greenhouses where they were propagated.

Beyond her beauty and rich history, the orchid is a serious contender for many, many reasons. For starters, she is surprisingly hearty, with blooms that can last for months. She is easy to care for; weekly watering, filtered light and a bit of food is all she needs. She comes in a range of colors and is suitable for any occasion. She is easy to propagate, enabling the floral industry to grow lots of them – and at affordable prices.

Other plants, suspicious of her reserved growth habit and tired of her fancy reputation, have been working hard to discredit the Orchid. “They are so easy to find now,” detractors say. “And at ridiculously affordable prices,” say others.

Has the Orchid become common? Some think her popularity will make the Orchid passé in the eyes of the judges. With an Award, the Orchid could reclaim her exclusive reputation. And we think something so strong yet beautiful deserves a second chance.

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December 2nd, 2008

“Lucky” Bamboo nominated for Plant of the Year™

For Immediate Release

BEVERLY HILLS – The Plant of the Year Awards Nominating Committee has announced that Lucky Bamboo, formally know by it’s Latin name, Dracaena sanderiana, is an official Plant of the Year Nominee.

lucky_bamboo_200x250A long-time favorite of those giving gifts to the horticulturally-challenged, Lucky Bamboo is unique in its ability to thrive with hardly any light or care. Stems are broken off a mother plant and submerged in water, where they put out a few little roots and sit there. The stems don’t grow any longer, but new shoots will rise up, allowing them to be broken off, as the whole blessed cycle continues…. turn, turn, turn.

While the plant’s cyborg-like sturdiness makes it a perennial contender, the competition ultimately hinges on the judge’s perception of an “X factor” often described as how much plant-love a variety will offer the general public. Unfortunately, Lucky Bamboo has what even some supporters call an “Interest Issue.”

“It just sits there,” says Cassidy Klein, 11, of Highland Park, Illinois. “It’s cool that it’s a live plant and all that, but it’s boring.”

While supporters point to recent nostalgia for fads of the early 2000s, and the Dracaena’s ability to be grown in curves, helixes, and spirals, it remains to be seen if sturdiness alone is enough to take this simple green stalk into the final round.

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